• Friday 23 October 2026
• 12:27 BOFH: I talked to Claude and he says you're an idiot  [cache]
• 11:29 UK threatens subsea cable saboteurs with 14 years behind bars  [cache]
• 10:30 Beware the claw: Do you want to win the bunny or reboot Android?  [cache]
• 09:29 Vendor-affiliated AI agent tech gets adopted by friendly, funded foundation  [cache]
• 07:26 Windows said modem worked fine. That unmistakable scorched electronics smell suggested otherwise  [cache]
• Thursday 22 October 2026
• 22:37 PHP2Shell exploit bypasses protections designed to stop remote code execution  [cache]
• 22:31 Human receives AI-designed virus for the first time  [cache]
• 21:57 Backdoored robot tries its hand at finger chopping and cat cooking  [cache]
• 19:36 Max-severity GitLab bug allows remote code execution over 12 years of releases  [cache]
• 18:58 Disgraced Indian cert issuer leaves the cert issuing business  [cache]
• 18:05 PHP2Shell puts dozens of UK government services out of service  [cache]
• 17:02 Apple App Store review process hits a traffic jam  [cache]
• 17:00 When the attacker becomes the user: Rethinking account takeover  [cache]
• 16:09 Singapore boffins weave a GUI into fabric, and it's machine washable too  [cache]
• 15:01 Nvidia's Huang: Don't mention the AI-pocalypse  [cache]
• 14:15 Hackers pile on PHP2Shell as AWS reveals attacks began before disclosure  [cache]
• 13:28 Microsoft says ConnectWise breach let Chinese spies loose on 2,250 cloud tenants  [cache]
• 12:45 Veteran ESA probe rolls out welcome mat for Japan's Phobos mission  [cache]
• 12:00 IT department and auditors at major pharmacy chain got into a rip-roaring fight about using 'password' on Cisco firewall  [cache]
• 11:15 UK government hasn't the foggiest how much it's spending on digital transformation  [cache]
• 10:30 Vendors asking forward deployed engineers to make good on trillion-dollar AI bet  [cache]
• 10:00 Why the immediate future of liquid cooling is hybrid  [cache]
• 08:38 Certification authority eMudhra defends its laughably weak private keys  [cache]
• 06:26 IBM CEO says open weight models are now irresistibly good and cheap on-prem  [cache]
• 05:04 Philippine government suspends top tech official for alleged misconduct  [cache]
• 02:54 To help world gorge on GPUs, Nvidia brings cash bucket to fatten wafer-thin supply chain  [cache]
• 01:02 PHP blames supply chain security biz Chainguard for putting huge chunks of the web at risk  [cache]
• Wednesday 21 October 2026
• 22:40 OpenClaw creator says he spent $10 million in tokens last month  [cache]
• 22:13 Reach new heights of laziness by burning tokens to let an AI tap your smartphone screen for you  [cache]
• 21:00 Nvidia woos wary Europeans with more open weights models  [cache]
• 20:22 LiteLLM supply chain attack hoovers up passwords and secrets  [cache]
• 19:30 AI will eat a fifth of tech budgets in 2027, but don't expect it to pay for itself  [cache]
• 19:00 Signal bug could keep your mic - and camera - on after hangup  [cache]
• 17:45 OpenBSD 8.0 beefs up virtual machines and gets a taste of Wine  [cache]
• 17:08 PHP devs publish critical bug fix as site owners warned: Pull 'em offline if you're unpatched  [cache]
• 17:00 Jensen Huang sends in the robot ducks to sell Nvidia's AI-everywhere vision  [cache]
• 15:27 OneDrive gives Macs a million things to keep in sync  [cache]
• 14:43 AI cuts coding time, but it's also filling open source's inbox with crap  [cache]
• 14:00 AI has 'potential' to turn script kiddies into sophisticated infrastructure attackers  [cache]
• 13:30 Nvidia picks OpenShell to tame AI gents  [cache]
• 13:30 Nvidia's grand plan for speeding up datacenter deployments: AI trailer parks  [cache]
• 13:10 EU wants Booking.com to check out of its scam problem  [cache]
• 12:43 Java crashes the departure board at Tyne and Wear Metro  [cache]
• 12:00 The spec is the new code, so brush up on your prose, says Kaseya CTO  [cache]
• 11:15 Happiness is the next AI KPI if Oxford boffins have their way  [cache]
• 10:30 MPs urge UK government to play venture capitalist with taxpayer-funded tech  [cache]
• 05:16 Nervous ISPs replace Chrome as strange consumers of DNS resources  [cache]
• 00:57 Indian certification authority eMudhra’s private keys compromised – one of them was the number ‘4’  [cache]
• 00:00 Auto tech startup claims it traced hack attempt back to rival's IP address  [cache]
• Tuesday 20 October 2026
• 22:39 Tens of thousands of Nvidia GPUs sit idle in Meta's Prometheus supercluster, just waiting for a failure  [cache]