- Friday 13 March 2026
- 23:36 Claude charts a new course with charts, of course [cache]
- 20:09 GitHub infuriates students by removing some models from free Copilot plan [cache]
- 19:13 AFRINIC accuses litigant of trying to ‘paralyse’ it [cache]
- 18:48 'Are you freaking crazy?' Bot harasses woman, gets led away by cops [cache]
- 18:17 Credential-stealing crew spoofs VPN clients from Cisco, Fortinet, and others [cache]
- 16:27 After years of being stood up, ARM64 Linux users finally get Chrome date [cache]
- 14:44 Watchdog boss calls Capita's £370M DWP win 'extraordinary' amid pension portal dumpster fire [cache]
- 14:40 Microsoft veteran Rajesh Jha prepares to retire, triggers yet another reorg [cache]
- 14:13 Azure startup credits don't apply to Claude via Azure AI Foundry, reader finds – after $1,600 charge [cache]
- 14:02 RAM is getting expensive, so squeeze the most from it [cache]
- 13:48 NASA pencils in fresh Artemis II Moon launch attempt for April 1 [cache]
- 13:39 Interpol cybercrime crackdown leads to 94 arrests, 45,000 IP takedowns [cache]
- 13:23 Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids' IDs before booting [cache]
- 13:18 Atomic Britain: UK plans regulatory reset to boost nuclear power [cache]
- 12:50 NanoClaw latches onto Docker Sandboxes for safer AI agents [cache]
- 12:25 Google rushes Chrome update fixing two zero-days already under attack [cache]
- 12:00 Windows pays tribute to Britain's creaking rail network with a BSOD [cache]
- 11:15 Openreach: Fiber can sniff out leaky water pipes – if anyone bothers fixing them [cache]
- 08:30 Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds [cache]
- 07:30 AI Burning Man happens next week – here's what <i>The Register</i> expects at GTC 2026 [cache]
- 05:22 Prince of PDFs, Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen, to step down after 18 years [cache]
- 04:22 Apple takes a bite out of app store fees in China [cache]
- 02:00 Pentagon AI chief praises Palantir tech for speeding battlefield strikes [cache]
- 00:49 Rogue AI agents can work together to hack systems and steal secrets [cache]
- Thursday 12 March 2026
- 23:39 Perplexity: Everything is Computer, everything is AI, Computer is everything, AI is us [cache]
- 21:32 District denies enrollment to child based on license plate reader data [cache]
- 20:17 Microsoft Copilot now boarding your health information [cache]
- 18:01 White House activates Yu-Gi-Oh's trap card by using anime clip for war comms [cache]
- 17:41 Medical equipment techs beg for right-to-repair lifeline [cache]
- 17:23 Operating Lightning takes down SocksEscort proxy network blamed for tens of millions in fraud [cache]
- 17:00 Oracle tops up restructuring fund for FY26 by $500M [cache]
- 16:33 Musk makes the Macrohard joke again [cache]
- 15:36 Users protest as Google Antigravity price floats upward [cache]
- 15:23 Quicksort inventor Tony Hoare reaches the base case at 92 [cache]
- 14:47 NASA probe checks out years early because this solar cycle is a real drag [cache]
- 14:34 CISA warns max-severity n8n bug is being exploited in the wild [cache]
- 14:22 Fresh indie broadband provider incoming as Google's fiber biz and Stonepeak’s Astound merge [cache]
- 14:14 Campaigners claim NHS Palantir system could be accessed by police and immigration [cache]
- 12:50 Lloyds Banking Group apps play mix-and-match with customer transactions [cache]
- 12:32 Smart mirror shows dumb Windows in elevator [cache]
- 11:59 Britain turns up the heat on homegrown ceramics for hypersonic missiles [cache]
- 11:15 So much for power to the people – AI datacenters could jump UK grid queue [cache]
- 10:30 Whitehall seeks lone C++ coder to keep airport passenger model flying [cache]
- 07:10 Microsoft adding Xbox mode to Windows 11 [cache]
- 05:49 Meta reveals four custom AI chips, claims they outperform commercial silicon [cache]
- 02:37 China’s CERT warns OpenClaw can inflict nasty wounds [cache]
- 00:37 Atlassian to shed ten percent of staff, because AI [cache]
- 00:26 Perplexity Comet hurtling toward Amazon ban [cache]
- Wednesday 11 March 2026
- 23:18 Iran plots 'infrastructure warfare' against US tech giants [cache]
- 21:40 Iran-linked cyber crew says they hit US med-tech firm [cache]