• Wednesday 14 December 2022
• 22:30 AWS strains to make Simple Storage Service not so simple to screw up 
• 21:30 Amazon graduate hires told they can't start work until next December 
• 20:30 TikTok could be banned from America, thanks to proposed bipartisan bill 
• 19:30 Arista offers up 800G switches to the data-hungry cloud gods 
• 18:30 Patch Tuesday updates spark errors when creating Hyper-V VMs 
• 17:30 London cops break into gallery to rescue lifelike art installation 
• 16:54 The EU takes another step towards US data-sharing agreement 
• 15:30 Arm processor technology caught up in US chip war with China 
• 14:30 Twitter will lose 32 million users by end of 2024, Insider Intelligence predicts 
• 13:30 XaaS is taking over the datacenter and IDC says you asked for it 
• 12:30 You can hook your MIDI keyboard up to a website with Firefox 108 
• 11:30 The IT decision-maker that really matters? Your pet 
• 10:30 New research aims to analyze how widespread COBOL is 
• 09:31 Voice assistants failed because they serve their makers more than they help users 
• 08:30 Apple preps for 'third-party iOS app stores' in Europe 
• 07:57 Citrix patches critical ADC flaw the NSA says is already under attack from China 
• 07:30 Rivian abandons electric van partnership with Mercedes-Benz 
• 06:30 China publishes first images captured by Kuafu-1 solar probe 
• 05:30 America's nuclear fusion 'breakthrough' is super-hot ... yet far from practical 
• 04:30 IBM to help Japan’s government-funded chipmaker produce 2nm CPUs, GPUs 
• 03:30 Airbnb hosts less likely to accept bookings from Black people than Whites 
• 02:30 US Air Force tests its first fully functional hypersonic missile 
• 01:30 KaRIn goes to orbit on NASA's new water-tracking satellite 
• 01:01 Microsoft isn't the only one fixing a bug that's being exploited this Patch Tuesday 
• 00:30 LockBit threatens to leak confidential info stolen from California's beancounters 
• Tuesday 13 December 2022
• 23:46 Uber staff info leaks after IT supply chain attack 
• 22:30 Samsung slaps processing-in-memory chips onto GPUs for first-of-its-kind supercomputer 
• 21:42 FTX's Sam Bankman-Fried charged with fraud by just about everyone 
• 20:30 Twitter dismantles its Trust and Safety Council moments before meeting 
• 19:30 Where are EU going with that Teams antitrust probe? Microsoft wants a word 
• 18:30 Boffins hear Martian dust devils' rumbles for first time 
• 17:30 What did Unix fans learn from the end of Unix workstations? 
• 16:30 Oracle clouds never go down, says Larry Ellison 
• 15:30 China files complaint with WTO against US chip export controls 
• 14:30 Those low-code tools devs love so much? They'll grow 20% in 2023, says Gartner 
• 14:00 Apple should pay €6m to French data watchdog for tracking users without consent, says official 
• 12:30 Uncle Sam needs novel memory for nuke sims. So why did it choose Intel? 
• 11:30 NixOS 22.11 'Raccoon': Like a proof of concept you can do things with 
• 10:30 Don't expect another SAP support deadline extension, user group warns 
• 09:32 Researchers smell a cryptomining Chaos RAT targeting Linux systems 
• 08:30 Why did Microsoft just buy fiber optic cable company Lumenisity? 
• 07:58 China bins its COVID tracking app 
• 07:30 A month on, network improvements come to .NET 7 
• 06:29 US Dept of Energy set to reveal fusion breakthrough 
• 05:46 VMware loses three top execs who owned growth products 
• 05:03 Bahamian rap: Crypto villain Sam Bankman-Fried arrested after request from US authorities 
• 03:59 Vietnam celebrates 25 years of internet with advertising blacklist 
• 03:15 Pwn2Own contest concludes with nearly $1m paid out to ethical hackers 
• 02:30 Apple taps brake on self-driving cars, now aims for 2026 
• 01:30 US Department of Energy 'flooring the accelerator' with $2.5bn battery loan on battery plants